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Our team of stodgy old white guy lawyers said that we had to disclaim any healthful benefits of Chasity Squeak and tell you it's just a gag-product. We said, "But that's SOOOOOO not true! Chastity Squeak is for reals!" And they said, "You'll get your asses sued into oblivion. Don't be so stupid, you're paying us a ton of money, that you don't even really have, so we'll keep you from getting sued. Do what we say." So here goes:
Chastity Squeak is meant only as a novelty item and has no libido cessation properties.
But it's a lie! Stupid lawyers!