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Our team of stodgy old white guy lawyers said that we had to disclaim any healthful benefits of Chasity Squeak and tell you it's just a gag-product.  We said, "But that's SOOOOOO not true!  Chastity Squeak is for reals!"  And they said, "You'll get your asses sued into oblivion.  Don't be so stupid, you're paying us a ton of money, that you don't even really have, so we'll keep you from getting sued.  Do what we say."  So here goes:

 

Chastity Squeak is meant only as a novelty item and has no libido cessation properties.

 

But it's a lie!  Stupid lawyers!